Monday, October 17, 2005

STRAPPED!

NOTE: The LoveGuru slot L lecture has been discontinued for some time. Here's presenting something differemt in lieu of that!:D

Straps are so inconvenient. They probably have managed to survive so long only because strappy dresses are oh-so-much sexier than the rest!
"Less is more" is fashion's prime diktat, and straps seem to serve that objective well. Sometimes, they facilitatae an exhibition of the best while providing still the much needed life-saving support to the crucial apparel that hangs below, hiding what must be hidden! Occassionally then, they hit headlines if that apparel happens to be a skimpy blouse of a dumb diva ornamenting the gentleman's game.
Mostly however, they are buried behind layers of clothes and modesty and therefore, until one strips, they remain stripped of any glamour!
But still, they continue to cling tightly to the body, pulling at it at several places and hurting the delicate and supple skin, and sometimes even gifting it with cruel red rashes. They're fine when they tie around the body visibly-the sensuous feel can make one fall in love even with the self- but barring the security aspect, there is no reason why a strapless off-shoulder or backless version of the attire is not way better!!!

But MOST of all, straps are inconvenient-rather LOATHABLE- in delicate moments like these. Moments when the world has shrunk to the half a millimetre between the neck and the caressing lips, the entangled hair and the stroking hands, between the sighs and the deep breath, between two hearts beating faster than the speed of the light which struggles to percolate between the two hands whose fingers have lost in each other. The lips gently touch, wet, caress the back of the earlobe and slowly move downwards. The body beneath convulses with pleasure in tandem with the sensuousness of touch. The drama is heightening. The kissing pair reaches the shoulder, threatening to plunge to greater depths anytime. The movement is slow but steady; the clothing yields too. but then, something obstructs the smooth path of eternity-the flow breaks, the harmony stutters. The lips separate from the body.
Aarrrrrggghhhhhh!!! the strap.............

21 comments:

Phoenix said...

@banner

Cruel that is!
But u wanna be born as what?:O

@nicky

ahem..lotsa theory from you haan...now pls dont call me Mira Nair
!!!:O
It's just a funny, slightly kinky post..and I cant leave it without the end I've given it..wont make sense..but anyway, u know, things dont have to end where the piece does...the pervert can always go on imaginin further...Who gives up at that juncture!

mIncl said...

in that case straps shold be scrapped altogether

:?)

Kaala Kavva said...

strap strap all's crap

Phoenix said...

@pradyot..

ahem..now that's words of wisdom...
Experience speaking?

@romi

not always posibl, is it?

@ck
crap, acha?

radiohead said...

hmm straps sux ;) .

hey the last paragraph .. wow

so beautiful ..& sensuous .. and all true. Nice elaboration haan. No wonder i m a fan of the writing !!

mIncl said...

at least when possible

desperado said...

now wht inspired this love guru

whtever be the reason but all guys including me sure would like the continuing part

Brood Mode said...

lol, nice build up

Kon ?? said...

ahem from love guru post to straps problems :)))

mez eagerly waiting 4 the next post ;)

yeh dil maange more !! lolz

Paritosh Shah said...

i prefer to call it (s)trapped freedom !!!

Phoenix said...

@anuj
Thanxxx, but u know i'm a fan of urs too!

@romi

amen!

@dhruv
use ur imagination...

@brood mode
:)

@kon ??
patience! and control!

@luke
dunno..aise hi arbit thought!

@paritosh
hey thanx for dropping by...and nice way of puttin it!

Kon ?? said...

>patience! and control!
lolz kya karoon CONTROL hi nahi hota :P
btw as i suggested u can do freelancing 4 delhi times ;) esp with sequels like buttons, belts,zippers........ :))))

Kaala Kavva said...

i think the strap would feel awesome...aaaaah!
and more awesome to slide it away
(alas,how can u ever feel that???)

Kaala Kavva said...

btw i think this post came right from the turkish taru's mind.
(if u get what i mean)

Kaala Kavva said...

shit yaar!
i wonder how u even got the idea of this post... i really wonder....
(pls elucidate)

Kaala Kavva said...

and miss turkey award goes to...

well...


none other than

Miss. Taru K.


I thot you wanted to be miss india... anyways.. mera kya jaata hai

Phoenix said...

@kon ??
i told u..i dont like either DT or TOI much....i am playin around only on an obscure blog, nt on a widely read national newspaper!

@mani
kya baat hai exaggerate kar kar ke itni sari comments kar di...hmmm...
strap ki tarah tu soch, mujhe nahi pata how it feels...i wrote it bas aise hi..idea kahan se aya ye kaise samjhaoon ab!
u never understand creativity do u?
so give up the crap....sensuous and vulgar are two different words...
and keep ur awards to urself sir..

The Outsider said...

Without challenges there is no fun in winning, besides straps are like the ribbon at the finish line, you so much want to get there first.

Phoenix said...

Ah well said...but then coming from u...it's only expected..

Anonymous said...

Try Wonderbra ! Apology for the unintended pun, but it works wonders.

Ravi Dixit said...

me strapped for words too.....
unexpected[;)]