- Pain always comes from the same sources as pleasure. No wonder, the constant running that we seem to be doing, away-from-sorrow-towards-happiness, mostly in hindsight we realize is essentially a going-nowhere-jog. No wonder too, that people who seem to be greedy for pain apparently do well with the quota of happiness they manage to grab for themselves too.
- An idea can change your life. So can the lack of an idea.
- Girls ask questions. All the time. And almost the sole objective is to hear the answer they want to hear. So basically, they just want to thrash you. :|
- Nobody wants to be needed too little, or too much. Barely anyone even knows how much. Yet sometimes, in the middle of a dark silent life when you sleep evades you a little longer, you can't help missing someone and their (too much or too little) need for you; you can't help needing someone.
- Quoted: "Computer/internet are like girlfriends..." You don't know how much you depend on them and want them if you have them around easily all the time. In other words, you only realize the worth and feel the urge when everyone has it and you've never had one, or the one you had is suddenly not a part of your life anymore.
I couldn't argue with the person who apparently said that line first (as I was told) why the same can't be applied to boyfriends.
21 comments:
Boyfriends are more like cellphones...
There's barely anyone who doesn't have one these days.
You keep running after the one with the higher value in the market.
And as soon as you see a new and more chic one, it doesn't take that much time to 'buy' it.
And yes... they come in handy and serve you real well for sooo much time...yet all they get is that petty 'ouch' when you carelessly drop them off on the road.
internet/computers have a use, a purpose.
but boyfriends, you really think so ?
:p
"Nobody wants to be needed too little, or too much." i completely agree, the felling of not being wanted is the worst feeling in the life, but then if someone needs you too much, u become answerable to 'em and loose ur freedom. i wonder if one can ever strike a balance.
and oo i loved the first comment comparing cell phones to boy friends. Wish I could write an analogy for girlfriends with something bad :)
And yes...one more thing!
The original analogy put forward by the speaker of this computer/gf thingy had many more reasons supporting the analogy, like you sleep with your compu under the same roof for a considerable period of time, and still many more unfit for this forum (or otherwise too!!)
Liked this one d most
Nobody wants to be needed too little, or too much. Barely anyone even knows how much. Yet sometimes, in the middle of a dark silent life when you sleep evades you a little longer, you can't help missing someone and their (too much or too little) need for you; you can't help needing someone.
yup...we are in need of every one every sec...but still we dont realize it...:-|
[:d]
Funny one there about boyfriends, though really stereotypical approach, but what the hell, chalta hai.
You were right, love for these "gadgets" is an addiction worse than alcohol!
[pooja]
rofl. Yeah, they're not even that comforting... :P
[maverick]
I know..it takes forever to try to strike that balance, and it stays elusive...and u never know what makes u branded indifferent n wat makes u needy/demanding. It's just a terrible feeling.
[ach]
I'm sorry if you found that casual comment offensive...I just thought it funny, didnt mean to hurt u.
[chakoli]
And when we do, it doesn't get better, either.
hurt....hehehe
4 years in IIT and you think I'll be hurt by THAT.[:p][:d]
But yes, i dont encourage this because that's what I have always done and if ever I have thought any of my things which I have said were worth mentioning anywhere, I have my own webpage for it.
P.S. Yes,I do sometimes visit public diary, so, no, you need not sms an apology specially :), I can read it here.
P.P.S nice post :)
Analogies, again! A friend of mine has got a defective switch in his room, and by the side of it he has written with a marker- " = Girls. (Gives shock when touched.)"
The quote about "need" is the best!
The last one could probably be applied to anything in life.
This post simply shows u r a gud learner :D
i feel that i am not needed by anyone for that matter, so dont make friends anyway...bcoz it hurts when they don't look at you when you need their support .....
and that i agree with that cellphone/computer analogy :)
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-Jabardasti ki analogies? And unko bhi extend karne ki koshish? :P
ok , i am not really entitled to write here , but since it is a public diary and seeing the weird analogies , i decided to bowl a googly with another analogy about girls..
Girlfriends are like Bank accounts..
There's barely anyone who doesn't have one these days....:)
Never invest too much in a single branch , there is always a chance of bankruptcy...
After an initial investment , always look to attain maximum profit and dividends..
Always try to look for a new account in case better profits are available ....
baap re... analogies ki line lag gayi hai.. Thank God, this girlfriending-boyfriending goes on for only 5-7 years for anyone in India .. usse zyaada hota to log ekdum paagal ho jaate .. not that they already aren't but now there is scope of recovery/cure :D
Haha! Well, I’ll tell you why the same cannot be applied to boyfriends.
We don’t have the habit of hanging or crashing unlike... :-|
We don’t need to be shut-down when you are fed up of using us, simply because you’ll never get fed up of using us :-P
If you think our RAM or hard-disk is too small, you cannot just get a bigger RAM or bigger hard-disk for us just like that. Girlfriends on the other hand... :-)
We don’t spread viruses (ok I agree this one is a little bit unfair... hihi)
We don’t become cheaper and cheaper every passing year... :-D
We are not that complex to understand. Computers and girlfriends are.
If something happens to a computer, people either blame the computer or the programmer. But if something goes wrong with a relationship, people always blame only the poor boyfriend.
Computers are mechanical. Boyfriends are sensitive, understanding and caring :-P
And finally, you can easily make out when a computer and a girlfriend gets old/outdated. Boyfriends are always fresh and exciting! :-D
Phew... my head is spinning from all the thinking,,, :-)
1.True. The people who mean the most.
2.Hmmm...
3.hehe..
4.This is so true. We all need soemone.
5.Here, I agree with Pooja. :)
[ach_85]
Well, good then.
And thanks!
[vik]
All the time!! I love analogies :P
Lol@sidenote there. Very funny indeed :)
True too.
[aditi]
Yeah, probably.
Na jane kyon, hota hai ye zindagi ke sath..
achanak ye man, kisi ke jane ke bad, kare fir uski yad...
[geetika]
:D :D Thank you thank you. I hope to stay this way!
[daman]
That would be like not playing for the fear of losing.
everyone loses sometimes, and wins sometimes too, there's pain AND joy...escaping from one is escaping from both..
what would you do with the nothingness then?
[vibhav]
Not mine, hon, not mine!
[sandeepkumar]
You're most welcome to write here, and say whatever you want to! :)
Funny analogy too...just that opening bank accounts are kinda tough...you need enough security before hand...
[divesh]
hehe, yeah, spread like wildfire...everyone likes a good analogy, I guess.
Log to pagal hain hi, but haan, if that dating at 13 culture becomes too big in india too, kinda irritating ho jayega
[illusionaire]
ROFL, but such wishful thinking!
1. "you'll never get fed up of using us!" hehe, what abt newer models in the market :P
2. "you cannot just get a bigger RAM or bigger hard-disk"
True, you;re irreparable.
3. Dont spread viruses :O :O :O
4. We don’t become cheaper and cheaper every passing year... :-D
:O Dont kid me...I see guys around gettting cheaper all the time :(
Girls are the ones getting smarter n more expensive.
5. Boyfriends are sensitive, understanding and caring :-P
Joke of the century...I so cant stop laughing!!
:)
There is just so much sarcasm in there, love it!
[Realistic me]
Someone..oh hell...we need so much! :P
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