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I wrote this one a yr back...25 feb 2004 to be precise...funny hai, but done expect quality..actually ek "self-composed" poetry competition tha..mera ek dost ake kehne laga participate karne ka man hai, par likhna to kuch ata nahi...mujhe kaha tu likh aur abhi likh....maine kaha theek hai...par topic to bata...to usne yeh ek line bol di..main likhna shuru hui to khud hi ghoomne chale gaye..fir adhe ghante bad aa kar le gaye, aur agle din bolkar jeet gaye...second prize shayad, yad nahi...i wasnt there....unfortunately aisa topic main khud kabhi bol nahi sakti:))
Some of u might have read this pehle...
Anyway, enjoy!
Kash meri ek girlfriend hoti
Chahe hoti patli ya moti
Gori ya kali lambi ya chhoti
Jaisi bhi hoti girlfriend to hoti
Ek aisi pari
Jiske pas hoti woh jadu ki chhadi
Jo badal deti meri zindagi
Yoonhi muskurati, rehti mere sath khadi
Hum bhi nikalte shan se bahar
Doston mein fir atkalein hoti
Humse poochhe jate sawal
Aur hume jawab dene ki fursat na hoti
Classes bunk karne ka bhi
Reason hota legal
Haathon mein haath liye ghoomte
Life would have been so regal!
Hume bhi koi deta gulab
14 february ke us sunhere din ko
Hamari life mein bhi hots koi aisa
Shayari likhke dete hum jinko
Humne kab aishwarya rai mangi hai
Hum to uski beautician se bhi kar lenge guzara
Mujhe to sari pasand hain yaro
Par kyon kisi ko pasand nahi ata main bechara
Kash mil jati woh laila hume
Jiske hum majnu kehlate
Milke chahe chhod hi jati
Aur kuch nahi devdas ban jate
Par apni love story ka to starting mein hi end hai
Bees sal se zindagi ka yahi to trend hai
Har chahra muskurata hai mujhpe
Har nazar mano kehti hai yahi
Woh jaa raha hai akela bechara
Jisko girlfriend milti hi nahi
Maine kab kaha ki main shahrukh khan hoon
Main to bas ek seedha sadha insan hoon
Par kya seedhe sadhe logon mein dil nahi hota
To kya hua agar main hoon thoda sa mota
Dil ka ekdum saf hoon man ka ekdum bhola
Fir kyon kisi devi ne nahi mere sapnon ko tatola
Deviyon ab aap log hi sun lo meri pukar
Koi to basa lo mere sang apna sukhi sansar
Fir main bhi muskuraoonga
Ghoomoonga, ghoomaaoonga
Har hafte five star mein
Khana apko khilaoonga
Chahe jeb ho jaye khali
Mujhe to bas chahiye ek ghar wali
Fir nahi karoonga ishwar se aur koi pukar
Agar mil jaye mujhe bhi ek bar sacha pyar!
Na aur koi chahat hai na aur koi desire
Par girlfriend na mili to life ban jayegi satire
To deviyon agar ap mein se kisi ki samajh mein aa gayi meri bat
Mera mobile number likh lo:
Nine eight nine ek do teen char paanch chhe saat..........
22 comments:
Wwhen i had first read it i had wondered how could a girl know so much about us boys. :d
gr8 :) gud one..vaise post ka title padh ke to main darr hi gaya tha.. kahin teri priorities to nahi badal gayi [;)]
lolz vaise gud one...wondering ki u wrote this much long poem in such a short time.. :)
gud work !!
hmmm..nitin i'll probably try..
but it's tough...i don get any inspiration to write funny things any more
But do guys aspirations for gf's really cahnge?
cant figure that out
@ kon ??
yar that poem is strictly from a guy''s perspective
NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS PLS...
:D
and yar half an hour is more than sufficeint time to write a poem.......
Yadi meri gf hoti
To fir baaki ladkiyon ko main kaise ghoor paata
yadi meri gf hoti
To phone recharge hone se pehle hi lur jaata
Yadi meri gf hoti
To fir mere bheja khane ko amma ki ek saheli bhi hoti
Yadi meri gf hoti
To fir meri jawani budhappe se badtar hoti
Haay kya hai yeh gf
Kahe banoon main kisi ka bf
Kyun apni cinema si rangeen zindagi
Banaoon ek khaaiyi hui chewing gum si bedhangi
Gf nahi hai to kya hua
Saari duniya ki bandiyaan to hain
Arey maan lo inhi ko uupar waale ki dua.
Aadab arz hai
Arey yaar aapke dost ka woh post chappat.blogspot.com to khula nahi,anyways attending classes isn't exactly my cup of tea :D
bbye
@vertigo
awesome!
ye aapne sponti maarei hai
very very good
seriously
conveys plenty of ur sentiments;)
lotsa applause for u
and ya, the link was http://chapaat.blogspot.com
@gaurav
hmm..maybe u have a point there..but i havent really thought too much on the issue...
this can be a good topic for discussion..
changins aspirations and demands with time, froma relationship...
@prad
ya, perhaps...of crse u r right
that line was just for addin humour/show desperation.
not meant seriously
very spontaneous!
hmm...nice topis actually, though unfortunately my own on this subject is limited, and views incoherent
shall wait for ur post on this nicky!
:)) funny poem
aur yeh kahani thodi jani pehchani lagti hai... bus chehra thoda alag hai.bahut sare to natak bhi karte hai isi baat ka ...
kis baat ka natak?
samajh nahi ayi meri...
ye kahani to har kisi ki hoti hai waise:P
Meri to kahani hi nonexistant hai,anyways aapka dost to bahutt chaatata hai pretty similar to mera yaar the vanishing Surd.
Since you're on retrospect mode,may I dare ask about the 'Butterfly' poem you talked about? Or would that be too much past tense?
Anyway great fun reading this one.Proves you're funny in your poems,it's just that you've chosen not to remain that way.
Well, nikhil..thanx for coming here...but to be frank that particular mention of the BUTTERFLY poem shocke me a bit!!:P
U don't want to read it, do you?
:D
I think I had mentioned alongwith that comment, about how absolutely stupid ans senseless that poem was. Kiddish for sure, but almost illogical as well...
In general, ya, I can be funny and satirical, but since I personally like readin "touchy" poems, or write in frames of mind like that, a lot of what comes out of my pen is rather serious. Most humour attempts come out either as one-liners or as wastepaper balls to the dustbin.
There are an infinite amount of scribbles I've lost which cd have been little gems in their own right, but then, that's the way I'm!
that's such clever spottin nicky, and what a random twist-of-quote!
Chalo, at last, there's a poem from your side that matches my intellectual level (ek reading mein samajh toh aayi atleast) ....funny, witty, cool.
Damn it! Control your hit counter yaar. 999999 ke baad kya karegi?
then suggest me an alternative....:(((((((
This way i've no idea how many my genuie hits are, which certainly are on the up these days:(((((
I'll remove the hit counter tomorrow.
Good One Dear..
sahi hai !!
ye kya ho raha hai..sab mere against team up kyon kar rahe ho!!!
:D
thnx for the idea prad...thnx spammy dear!!!
:))
kia chhotiyapay ki shairi ki hui hai sabnay jahil salay pagal zara bhi aqqal nahi hai ghatiyaaa tareeeen shairi kar rahay ho or sab ko dikha rahay ho k hum kitnay baray chootiya hain ... huh
Ye hai meri kahani
khamosh zindagani
sannata keh raha hai
kyon zulm seh raha hai
ek dastaan purani
tanhayee kee zubani
har zakhm khil raha hai
kuch mujh say keh raha hai
chubtay kantay yadon kay daaman se chunta houn
girtee deewaron kay aanchal main zinda houn
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