I cried to Ze Chapaater not to believe so much. As you might be knowing, he has many arbit beliefs , but he does not want to believe me when I tell him so.
"Believe me, u believe in arbit beliefs!" I cried.
"Arbit what?!!?!?!?" He cried to me(I believe he needs hearing aids...I cried that one so many times(without tears)! Even 'Arbit' sitting in his hostel 1.5 km away heard it....)
"Belief!!!!" me cryingly yelled!
"What???!!! I am a man/human/ monster/keeda/chapaater....how can I be a leaf! "
Then suddenly uski batti chamki....
"Arey haan, I'm wearing green today...maybe that's why u believe I can be lief!"
"Hey bhagoo..." I was max frust and cried out now(I don't cry in, you see!)
"Maniiiiiiiii, be alive, how can u be such a moron....Get a life man!"
"OK OK Dead bird(that's the ghatiya name he addresses me with, when I call him his real name "colorful keeda") just tell me one thing....u want me to be live(as in cric match) or be alive, or be a leaf! Decide and then order me..."
"Order order...." Creepu cried, as usual....(he was trying to study you see)
So we started to believe that Creepu was a waiter(he is too chhota to be a judge, See here to confirm ) and ordered one maggi and two iced-teas. (I'm very fast these days, so I don't eat!)
We even give him some tips (for the exam)!
Creepu ran out from the ex hall, because he was max^100 frust now, and he cried (with tears) and also yelled "I believe both of you've turned mad!"
Suddenly 'Arbit' came.He had heard us earlier, and had come running from his hostel. He heard the creepu and joined the crying...
"Oh Yeah Creepu...I believe in your beliefs as well..."
And so now the whole world believes that even I have arbit beliefs like CK...which is like :O:O:O:O.
Just because he is become me's teacher these days and therefore I spend more time than usual(without crying) in a radius<=2.0965365 approx Sq. ft/m with him these days, people believe that my beliefs have become as arbit as his(his=Chapaater's, not Arbit's) .
So, are you people? I mean do you believe in such arbit beliefs? I hope not, else I believe you deserve a chapaat for such unbelievable beliefs.
This world is not fair(and lovely). Everybody has their own beliefs, but I believe they are wrong.
I cry.
9 comments:
well i didnt get much of it .... its some kind of personal stuff ...
well i read CHAPAAT .. umm no believin in proxies is quite strange but at times there r certain things u dont believe in .. and its good of CHAPAAT tht he takes a stand. So the beliefs not strange.
"This world is not fair(and lovely). Everybody has their own beliefs, but I believe they are wrong." .... i guess seeeing the world frm ur point of veiw only ..
Lemme believe that this is a good one .... me guess u wrote ( oops doodled it ) in a class where the tea(r)cher was crying him self hoarse !
lol!!
Hmm.. nice try at chapaating!
A totally arbit blog, I believe, totally arbit. My nose felt like crying after I read the blog 9more so bcoz of the hostel flu, I believe0.
And guys, don't make me cry, get a life. I believe I've got a better haistyle.
I'm trying not to use the word cry 9there I go again0 but I get fried everytime. Don't give me that wry smile I believe you're giving while reading this, Taru.
P.S. I believe I know a cheap place where you get cheap lives. For checking their authenticity, visit 'Whose Life/'
My keyboard's Shift key is not working. GUESS what that was for/
P.S.P.S. Plz don't cry after reading this comment.
I believe theres more on believes(arbit or otherwise)
here:
http://www.wisdomquotes.com/cat_belief.html
@everyone
deepu here=creepu of the post
:D
@anuj
i realise bahut tough ho gaya tha, bahut ganda pj compilation hai..our level is too OHT guess...sorry
but it's all emant to be funny, dont read too much into it
@arpz
Believe in ur beliefs!
@anchal
ty ty
@prad
chapaat to u
@deepu
creepu creeps and cries thru the nose
more cryin, i believe.
no wry smiles
keep cryin creepu
P.S. Thanx for the recommendation
@romi
nice quote there
i didnt get a bit of this.
:D
nice arbit post. my head is reeling!!!
You have an outstanding good and well structured site. I enjoyed browsing through it
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