TWO TO TANGO!

Everyone, and I mean, abso-bloody-lutely everyone on this planet, who's existed for longer than 60 seconds, has heard of the word "love", though not necessarily has a knowledge of it's meaning or depth, but let's not go into that! All of us are way too familiar with couples deep in love, and a very good perspective of the same can be read Here in a superb post by Abhinav, but anyway, that's not what I intend to talk about tonight...[;)]
Tonight I'm gonna present Phoenix-the LOVEGuru's very own super-special funde on the various types of couples, and their respective properties!!!

We've all seen them all, they're our friends, foes, acquaintances, neighbours, classmates, the hot guy/chick next door with their lovers, or they are US ourselves....but have you ever tried to classify them into kinds and types and classes or something? Here's my take...

The Ghar-Ghrahasti Type: Simply put, this the typical husband-wife before marriage type of a couple! You've seen them, haven't you- couples who have a family-feel to their relationship, where each partner is assigned certain routine jobs( personalized equivalents of cooking and cleaning and shopping), one of them keeps track of their finances and spendings, the other of their social equations, and they're caught nagging on the most trivial of issues...Ah! the joys of marriage!

The Bollywood Reignman(and woman): This is the Heaven-made union of an ultra Bollywood inspired gal with a tinseltown crazy lad, where both of them have spent their childhoods and adoloscence eating, sleeping, drinking and dreaming of Bollywood, and hence, their idea of love is almost a running-around-the-tree, dancing-in-the-campus routine! The drama in their lives is amazing, trust me, and everything is accompanied with a high voltage ACTION! and a background song to team up! The relationship is full of gifts, roothna, manana, happy songs, sad songs, the 'other' one, and wat not!

The Coochi-cooing Twosome: Yeah, the too-close-for-comfort(of others ofcourse) this often irritating(to em at least) breed of couples are the ones who can sit together on less than one seat, hold hands (and..........) 24 hours a day, see pink and mush in everything in life, and can cry at the drop of the hat(or even a flutter of the same). Their relationship features less of love and more of the idea of obsession with love.....Add the "jaanus, dearest sweethearts and things likë that" for effect! Prominent trait: Over-possessiveness.

Shy, but why? This is the sweet smiling shy couple, about whom the whole world knows that they are seeing each other, but they are so recluse about it as if it's a huge secret. Of course, it normally belongs to the shy reserved type of people, where the "YES"might have taken upto a few years coming...The chemistry is amazing, but also amazingly funny. Sorry, i dont mean any offences, but for a third person observing, the half smile and the half shut eyes and the half hesitation with which they half approach each other half the time is sshhhooo chweeeetttt as well as so funny! Lots of secretiveness there, but yeah passions too. A genuine advice if u identify with this one is to be a little more expressive and open within each other..greatly helps!

Ultra Bindaas : This is the fun types, where best friends and boyfriends/girlfriends are equally close! The people involved belong to a specific breed too, to understand which, IITD junta have the advantage of imagining someone cool and bindaas like him and a bindaas tashni bandi(u know who,I wont name her) , while others need to exercise their imaginations a bit, and now imagine a cool group to which they belong(and continue belonging, unlike other breeds where couples do not belong to any friend groups other than their own!) and are good friends with EVERYONE else as well...Of course their own chemistry is distinctive and fun, with little qualms about ANYTHING, and life is fun...There are little ego hassles sometimes, and breakup is public gossip!

(IITD junta(girls, and GUYS too) pls dont misunderstand. Amol is still single and AVAILABLE, to the best of my knowledge!)

The Senti and the mental: This is the long-distance foresighted, largely serious "committed"type of no-nonsense junta who create little fuss, and invest a lot on care, sentiments, "mental"chemistry, long term planning, trust etc etc in their relationships. Breakups, God forbid, are extremely painful. But yeah, they need a dose of practicality sometimes!


There are another one or two loose categories, but I guess the time-slot for this lecture is over.
See you in the next Slot-L class!


P.S.1. Doubts, if any, are welcome in the comments section(but pls do no ask me to put myself in one of these categories, invalid question!). It's advisable that you clarify them asap, because if u're too careless or too late, u might just flunk the surprise quiz/tutorial/home assignment, that me-the loveGuru will soon setup for u!!!![:D]
OK enough, this professorship is not for me...let Shalabh keep that to himself!!!! ;)

2. This discourse is valid strictly on bisexual couples. Gay and lesbo couples with similar EQs may derive analogies, but strictly speaking, the rules do not apply as it is!