Just what kind of stuff do you hunt the vast web for? I would say, just about everything, because the web being THE WEB, it holds life, the universe and everything captive at some or the other of its nodes. Fair enough. The web will go on exploding and so will its users, and search engines like Google will never have scarcity of stuff to feed on. And then, it is so Goddamn important and convenient that there's no reason why it shouldn't be so. Man, I'd have flunked the assignment I have been doing since yesterday had it not been for wikipedia, and I'd probably never graduate without Google.com. Sad news for the libraries, but basically even they can't survive without online editions and cataloguing. (Ask me about it, I actually did a one-credit course here on "Information Searching and retrieval", in other words "How to Google"....trust me firangs can't even learn this on their own, they must be taught how to go to Wikipedia, Google and Meta search engines, and how to type in a query!!! In 9-hours' worth lectures!!! God save the world if this is how people in the 'developed' world are these days...)
Still, this post is not about the merits or demerits of Googling, or about cribbing about pea-brained huge-sized firangs, or even about paying tributes to Google Inc. (this not withstanding!). This is about a simple random thing I did this morning. I just peeked into the records of the statcounter for this page, and randomly clicked on to see what keywords were bringing people here.
You know what the list for the last six hours looks like:
Still, this post is not about the merits or demerits of Googling, or about cribbing about pea-brained huge-sized firangs, or even about paying tributes to Google Inc. (this not withstanding!). This is about a simple random thing I did this morning. I just peeked into the records of the statcounter for this page, and randomly clicked on to see what keywords were bringing people here.
You know what the list for the last six hours looks like:
- C.A. coachings in delhi :Though I never talked about this subject I may have possibly used these words at some unconnected places, so ok.
- Chhadi fat gayi: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't even find these words individually on my blog. LOL!!!
- Sweden eat : This is reasonable, if you remember the big PJ here
- Alchemist maktub : Yeah yeah I talked of the lovely book somewhere..
- girls hostel ki sexy kahani : Err...excuse me...This is a public diary, remember? Censored stuff like THAT [!!] doesn't exist on this blog! [:P]
- Public ki sex chahat: This final one completely stumped me...What the hell was this query suppoed to be for. I mean what was the person looking for. Is that the name of some kinky book or porno DVD??? Gawwwddd....Investigation tell me that google redirected the poor chap to one of my (decent) poems that had the word "chahat". Shit..I'm no fan of google now. It so completely skews meanings!! :P
Lessons learnt:
- Google and google crawlers are a lot of junk. And let me share the only worth-knowing thing I learnt in that 1-credit course. By self-admission, Google has only about 4% of all web-pages in this world indexed, and that's the largest among all search engines. Wow, that's a lot of hidden data. Maybe all those queries should have fetched him something from there.
- Statcounters can provide funny mornings!
- Half the queries used for searches are KINKY and HORNY. And that's a lot of them.
;)
11 comments:
dont worry :D
things will be changed soon... semantics will be used in the future for search and research is going on(semantics based search exists already but not so popular) to make machines understand what we write; rather what we intend to say!!
similar post read in 2 days :) another friend of mine has lamented on the same :D
and such funny mornings will not be ruined in the near future. :D
ahh, google searches never fail to amuse;
try http://www.google.com/trends sometime!!
**
Btw, I'm a regular here :-)
Haha. Amusing!
I search for almost everything on the net :) It's an instant knowledge repository.
Keshi.
seek 1 get 4 comment bonanza:
HTWeb: i'd only laugh
GoogleInc: nice poem..
KMEgirlfriendH: u fit in males' shoes so effectively.. something wrong wid u :P
X-CTimes: Did u expect anyone to read such a lengthy post after u called it the big PJ?
And finally the added flavour (again!):
i don't know how much of help u can be for google, but u r expert at the publicity of ur own works!
And now these phrases and their combinations would certainly lead to your blog.
[chandu]
Yeah i do kno all that, watevrr research is going on etc..and i also know it gonna take some time...but i also wonder wat the number of web pages wd be by then[:P]
[faith, stone,keshi,arpz]
:-)
[the introvert]
Know what, it;s MY blog and i'm allowd to be narcisist her. But Fine, I think I should post a huge sign smwhere on this blog saying all the links provided for old posts on this blog are to be clicked only at ur own risk, and in particular not meant to be clicked by the Introvert. thank you.
As for ur comments, thanks for the pain of reading them, whichever u did. As for KMEGH, that poem was written from aguy;s perspective and because a guy asked me to write it on behalf on him. if anything, u shd say i am half a psychologist :P
;)
[V]
As yes for sure, but you know at lest i'd know why
I didn't mean to sound like am criticizing. but perhaps i did. i actually very much enjoyed the ones i read. keep linking the old posts.
And hopefully u didn't mean to sound psyched :)
No added flavours from here on.
Ha ha....nice list!
Post a Comment