Good morning bhai logsss aur bhaiyon ki behen logssss
(Woh kya hai na apun females types ko khali girl-frands banata hai ;-) )
Aaj Phoenix offices nahi aaya, nets pe bhi logins nahi mara...watta lazy girls hai na. So I thinked apun, the responsibles alter-ego, should do her jobs and gives-shives the update-shupdates.
Friday ko Phoenix ne thoda kaams dhaams kiya aur thoda naach ganas bhi. Woh kya hai ki friday tha na..weekend ata dekh ke adhi duniya Sreesanth ke mafik naachne lag jati hai. Aur fir India ne South Africa ko dho dala, hamesha ki tarah thoda rone dhone ke bad hi sahi, to Phoenix aur apun ne mil ke kar dala Jhingalala-hoo-jhingala-hoo.
Baki time apun to sota raha...Phoenix madams thoda hasta raha thoda rota raha...ek mast line bhi bola angrezi mein...
"If we have a certain right, at some level it is our duty to exercise it. Inappropriate use can be as wrong as no use at all."
Apun ki samajhs mein to nahi aaya...bahut bhashans deti hai ye ladki logss...dimagss ka dahi kar daala re...kitna bada bada wordss.
Oye circuit, tera bhi short-circuits ho gaya kya?
Agle din apun jaldi utha aur Phoenix ko saala khud uthaya....do laats marne ka jab naa uthe to..nautankis hai aur kuch nahi...fir apun dono ghoomne ko gaye...khoob gappe maari aur icecream khayi...fir Phoenix ka frands log aaya to apun ko jaana pada...shaam ko apun us se poochha ki aj tu kya seekh ke aya (homework bhi karwane ka hota hai na, responsibles hai apun).
Woh bola...
"Aajse maine bhi kha lee hai kasam har pal muskurane ki
Aj apni udaasi ko auron ki aankhon mein utartaa dekh liya.."
Ab intelligences note karo apun ki..itni solid baat bhi bheje mein ghuss gayi aur happys hoke ek jadoo ki jhappis de daali use...kabhi kabhi to achhi baats karti hai...bole to apun itna khush hua saamne se ek jhataak patakha nikal gayi aur apun notice hi nahi kiya... :D
Fir hum dono ek budday partys mein gaye aur cake khaya aur gana gaya...bache log se apun ko bahut darr laga (bahut tough question poochhta hai re..teacher mafik) to apun nikal liya (jaise skool se nikla karta tha) par baahar nikla to Ray-shum-aee-yaa ne apun ko gaali dene ka try mara...chilla chilla ke Tera tera tera... keh raha tha...is se pehle ki woh gaali de apun usko peet dala aur ghar chala gaya. Apun koi chhota mota thodi hai!!
Phoenix khel kood ke kha pi ke raat ko aaya aur apun dono jhappi marke so gaye.
Sunday ko Phoenix so raha tha to apun bahar ghoomne ko gaya. Ek bada cartoons types banda mila..ingliss mein baat karta tha but har words pe "s" laga ke..sab kuch plural...times foods suns celebrations...Mona darling bhi wahi tha...apun dono bahut hasa...wapas aake phoenix ko bola to woh apun ko ghoor ghoor ke dekhne lagi...bahut hi danger ladki hai..apun dar ke mare bhag liya aur woh movies dekhne lagi....raat ko match dekhke Shakalaka baby bhi kiya
Aj subah boli...ye weekend itna chhota kyon hota hai! Apun bola tereko apne khud ke sath rehna padta na to maloom padta kitna lamba hota hai weekend. Apun itna thak gaya sachhi use jhelte jhelte...ab sone ja rela hai...
Bye
Mona...wheres is the sonaaaa? Monaaa....
22 comments:
Wow! this is much better than what [i]your[/i] alter-ego makes us read daily. So, keep writing, and it's quite a surprise that you're male
Oye bidu, who said I'm male...just lesbians+tomboys+crazy phoenix (dis)qualities.
But no male no jail no email.
I cant stoops that low!
clap clap clap
as long as phoenix, lets you posts on her blogs occasionally i cans haves varieties in an otherwise heavily psycho laden blog. Since, you ares in goods spirits todays you cans ignore thats melonchaly songs of mines for which i puts up the links on the 'shayari' posts of yours. Soory, forgot to declassify my anonymity types :)
PS- you had icecreams, cakes.....and you still want sonaaaa, why monaa?
it's awesome man
someone is really really high nw!!!
God bless
:)
Bole to...jhakkas types posts hai.
The bestest thing you did bidu was beating Himesh Prabhu...great going.
Whats a posts!! i haves nevers reads suchs a enjoyables ones befores!!!
lolz...real gud!!!
and the reason for my long dissapperance wud be the idiotic medical entrance xams which have taken 2 yrs of ma life...what a waste of time actually..all i get after 2 yrs of hard work is money hungry pvt. colleges and the government ones bieng offered are either in naxalite areas of assam or terror gripped J&K..waah ray meri kismat..abhi apun fed up hogela hai aur M.I.T main C.S. lay li hai aur shayd IPU main m.tech biotech lay lun...lekin ek acchi khabar..i m back 2 bloggin...yay!!
[catalyst]
Phoenix bol reli hai she's goings to kills yous on a days she's not feelings so lazys for callings her blogs psycho ladens!
PS Bidu samajh na, khana peena ke baad sona bhi to mangta hai, aur sone ki liye mona bhi to mangta hai
Ye araam ka mamla hai, apun ki choice ka mamla hai!
[neha]
Yo!
[wisemoron]
Saala apun ko gaali dene wala tha..waise bhi bahut bhankas karta hai..chilla chilla ke kaans kharaab kar diya
[azeem]
chalo wapas to aye...bahut medical fight macha li...ab masti karte hain :D
sone ke liye mona :O
alright ;) choice ka mamla hai! what cans we says.
make her accept my apologies; she seems to have quite a nasty temper :P i swear, i wasnt serious :)
Ill prefer Madam Phoenix over nautanki any day.
the one line uttered by her made this post quite a read...
Phoenix needs to get back on the job...
and ask her to check I have committed a blasphemy.
baadlo ki gadgadahat maafik..zordar gharshna karte huye aapka swaagat hai...
!!
hamari phoenix mahodaya ke is lochedaar dost ka abhinandan karte hai..
Crazy friends you have..little inept with language and also indecent as to sit on a logged on computer [;P]
[catalyst]
sone ke liye company to chahiye na..waise nasty to woh hai hi...tu dar mat apun dekh lega
[pricky]
chal theek hai, she;d be back smtime soon no worrys
[dreamcatcher]
*background music*
Thank yous thank yous..
but lochedaar bole do...saahil ji aapke kaan ke neeche dega apun agar lochedar bola to....:P
[akshay]
Ah well...they're all mine, what can i do :)
try maar ke dekh..tenu pata chal jaavega..
baat hai adhuri..din hai badla badla
tand pe teri baja doonga tabla...
wah wah!! kya baat hai..
p.s.how u got this name ..?????? X(
waah waah waah
meri taand tu bajayega?
jhapad pehle khayega!
aaja maidaan mein
pahunchayega pakistan main
P.S> Not too difficult to find out, is it?
pakistaan yo kya,tum hila bhi na paaoge
khoge dhobi pataka,mere pero mein gir jaaoge
aisi gandi shayri dana dan khaoge..
shan bhingur ho maati kke ho maati mein rah jaaoge
gar tum mujhse yu takraoge
p.s. thats bad x( but how u got please lemme know...where i missed..
Insanely funny [:D] and extremely enjoyable!
[dreamcatcher]
Gandi shayari maar ke dekho
hero banta hai koi
dhamki deta hai woh bhi apun ko
akal ka andha hai koi
ek din apun isko sabak sikhayega
din mein sherawat raat ko kareen dikhayega
dar ke maare saahil bhag jayega
peechhe peeche himesh babu gaana gaate gaate ayega
PS Not my fault ok...I dint even have to try. It's in ur technorati profile.
[the rep]
Gratitude gratitude.
And one polite question: Just how many you have (not Fasttrack, blogs)?
dhamki do dete nahi...ham seedhe waar karte hai
dil mein rakha hai tujhe ab tak is liye aitabaar karte hai (ailaa romantic)
mana tere sar par himesh ka haath hai
tension nahi hai kudiye apun ke paas cotton ke golo ka saath hai..
aayega woh to use bhi pees daalenge..
majaal hai hamre samne jo gaaye naak se siti nikalenge..
taru bhi soch ke pachtayegi..
milegi jab usko nani yaad aayegi..
aaaahh...bankassssss.!
PS.this technorati sucks..i did edit my profile but it kept the name..kher..whatever..I somehow made it right...koi na.
[dreamcatcher]
Taru returns:
You've said enough
now time for action
You've fought with my alterego
I'd show you the reaction
Let's not talk in the air
It's time to do and dare
Take back your words my friend
Or wait for thy end
(Waah waah i shd be a regular dhamki writer for extortion vextortion wallas :P )
enough of saahil's shayri
let the DC begin then
My end is what I never fear
earth i came and earth is my peer
going back is what cowards do
my sword is always up pointing at u..
but i respect the fighter in thee
With the bow i acknowledge her gee
but if a fight u ask
a fair fight shall be my task...
(jst dhamkis wont do..need to have muscle to give an effect baby tui tui ;..
kher care for juice;) to call a truce..)
Okay okay, peace.
Till next time.
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