Thursday, April 24, 2008

Too many guys, too little time :P

One guy
too much brain
so many fundas
falling like a rain

Another one
killer smile
twinkling eyes
M'n'B style :P

Then a third
A heart of gold
But much too tall
And much too old

Expensive-dates Fourth
Rich spoilt brat
Small head
Too big a hat

Next one kind
sensitive mind
A bit too weepy
but interesting find

The crass the psychotic
the dirty sixth guy
2 swears a sentence
mr macho, never-say-die

Obsessed with sex
Yet charming style
A flutter, a flatter
A shameless smile

The guy next door
a little cute, a little bore
A little helpful, a little dumb
A little sweet, a slittle sour

The almost-mr-perfect
The one oh-so-taken :(
The unreachable morning of his arms
And the night in my eyes, forsaken

The super-duper geek too
married to his comp and code
romance a mere cryptic mystery
And love an unbearable load

One more dancer
Mister 'kewl" dude
Desperate for a 'trophy'
But mostly a brute

The sweaty footballer
sexy macho body
brain a bit too dirty
choices a bit too gaudy

And then the man of my dreams
The impossible amalgam who'd be mine
Until then, a long futile list
Too many guys, too little time!

22 comments:

Vik said...

A good Campus Rumpus material.(It ain't another ToI sorta comparison, ok. I just mean it connects with the masses even if they don't have a deep interest in poetry.)
You may not like to send it for CR is another thing though :P

Aur to kya likhen.. sensitive post hai(:P). Pahle thode aur 'credits' jugaad leta hun. Taang khinchne laayak posts to tum baad mein bhi likhti hi rahogi. :P

Chakoli said...

WOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


u described all guys ...in one:-)))))

hw many do u have...with you and neighborhood:-)))

guess I need to shift my home there;-))))

VEry siomple yet...too sweet:-))

ruSh.Me said...

WOW......So many at ur disposal...!! I never had that option.... enjoy till it lasts!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, I forgot, college se nikalte hi ladkiyon ko wo shaadi wali fight hoti hai! ;)

desperado said...

life is skewed :D
enjoy d time

vibhav said...

interesting interesting! So the problem is "too little time"! haha... liked it. If you find out how to make the impossible amalgam, please share it on the blog! Guess it might work for the girls too!

Realistic me... said...

Soo many at your disposal, am sooo jealous!! ;D

Realistic me... said...

Its a choice between "the too tall guy" and "the guy next door". :)

Phoenix said...

@ALL
This post..in two words...is nothing more than wishful thinking. I don't even know these many guys, I guess. :-) Magar uchhal to kuch bhi sakte hain :D

Phoenix said...

[vik]
Aapko hamari taang kheechne mein vishesh aanand aata hai na...hmm....chalo theek hai, itna to aapka haq bhi hai
Lol@sensitive though. Kuch bhi uchhal diya hai, maine post mein apne yahan.dhanyawad

[chakoli]
My neighbourhood for all practical purposes is iit campus, with 90% male populaion, but trust me, it's so not worth it...:D

Phoenix said...

[rush.me]
lol, imaginary hai yar, sach mein to koi mud ke bhi nahi dekhta ;)

[akshay]
:O
:O
:O
rofl
Ek to main abhi college se nahi ja rahi...aur shadi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol...beta itni hindi movie nahi dekha karo

[desperado]
:D
will do ;P

Phoenix said...

[vibhav]
:d thank you thank you

Time ki to yaar...fight hi hai ;)
Wats impossible is impossible, I cant make it...kahin asman se tapka to bata doongi :P
:D

[realistic me]
The word disposal itself sounds so funny :P :P
Good suggestion though, very careful pick :D

Realistic me... said...

Koi mud ke nahi dekhta? Come on! Koi toh hoga hi, itne ladko mein. ;)

Its better than our college atleast...

Vik said...

Yes.. You may even call it the Elixir of My Blogger Life!

Haq ke baare mein jaankar achchha laga. :)

Phoenix said...

[realistic me]
Arey nahi yar...waise hi budapa aa gaya hai...final yr nobody cares....koi dekhne wali cheez hot o koi dekhe na :P

[vik]
:)
You're awesome.

inhas said...

Hey, I seem to know all of them, but who is the footballer in here :P

Phoenix said...

You. :P

Santosh (Munnu) said...

Nice one!
Not at all Utopian I say, the world is a small place after all.
Do tell me when you find him :P

Phoenix said...

hihi
Small place, oh yeah. Obviously I'd tell u, kid.:D

Aashwit said...

Awesome post! :D
I guess someone has to come up with a "guy-version" of the same thing!!

Anonymous said...

ah..i so well agree..sigh sigh..
too many men too little time..
nice post.:)
keep it going..

Phoenix said...

[aashwit]
:)
thank you. Perhaps, and it could go like one girl wih nice eyes and one with nice legs...this is heaven :P

[girl next door]
:D :D
Thank yous!